Okay, make it short..
Today, 3 archers, in one village, have a competition to know who is the best archer.
The first archer thinks it is way too easy to hit the FITA target, in order to make life harder, he asks a woman to put an apple on her head. Then he makes his first aim and shoot... *Whit* *Pop*( Sorry, I have no idea what kind of sound effect I should use for arrow...) *Applause* The arrow just went through the apple...
The villagers ask : Who are you? Who are you??
The first archer : I'm Robin Hood.
The second archer is shaking his head while everyone is busy asking the archer's name. To make life even harder ._. He stuck the apple in the woman's mouth(rude-nyaaaa ._.) and kindly asks her to stand sideway(abuserrrr) and he shoots. *Whit* *Pop* *Applause* The arrow went through the kiwi...
The villagers ask : Who are you? Who are you??
The second archer : I'm 岳飞(Yue Fei).
The third archer feels unhappy and thinks he can do better than them. He asks the woman to put the berry in front of her chest and he shoots..... *Whit* *Pop* *Ouchhhhhh* The arrow stuck through the woman's shoulder...
The villagers asks angrily : WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU???
The third archer : I'm....
I'm....
I'm....
I'm....
I'm....
I'm Sorry.
......
Lame...